My 1st time

Yaya... i know what you are thinking...

Im not talking about that, okey... you dirty minded people. XD

See the car below...

...looks familiar?

Yeah, i guess you guys or girls have seen it before...

...there are a lot on the road! I always see them...

I think its a hot looking car, a sporty, hot and sexy hatchback... especially those in RED colour... They looks like they can burst into flames anytime as you accelarate...

Not till one day, JS dragged me out for a test drive on Monday. At the Volkswagen showroom in Glenmarie.

For your information, Audi, Bently, Bugatti, Skoda, Seat and Lamborghini are all under Volkswagen now *a.k.a as VW*.

So, i followed JS to the showroom after my Perspective Studies class ended at 1pm. While we were about to leave in JS's Merz, we realised that we were blocked by a silver Proton Waja, which was parked at right of the driver's seat. Not only tha stupid Waja, there was also a few other cars that was blocking the traffic. Such cases always happens in the area around the college. Stupid un-considerate people simply park their cars when they couldn't find a parking lot, blocking the other people.

JS bang the horn for a couple of times, still no one came out to move away the car. Not till...

La la la~ la la!

when a police came out from the police station nearby, to slap a big, juicy piece of ''SAMAN" on their windscreen.

I cursed the offenders and it worked~ Lolz!

The Waja driver who was blocking us was smart enough to drive away right before the police reach his car... Bloody fatty, still dare to stare at us as JS gave him another horn as he drove away.

At 1st, we went to the Proton showroom. I was hoping to give the Satria Neo and Persona a test drive. But the Persona wasn't available for me, so i head on to Neo. I fancied the look of Neo, and I 'supposed' the 1.6L Neo was powerful as i thought, since it has a 1600cc engine in a rather small car body.

But, after i went one round with it...

I went totally disappointed.

The accelarate of it wasn't responsive, hmm, i would rather say, it was kinda 'dragging'. The brake too, wasn't sensertive enough. The ceiling of the car is too low, for giraffes like JS, you will have to suffer. You might have a brain damage if the car go over a hump too fast and hard.

The interior too, the quality is bad. The handle of the gear stick was loose.

I just test the car for a short distance, and i drove back to the showroom...

Yucksss... Proton, you suck!

Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxt... off to Volkswagen. Nearby.

Once we reached there, i saw an blue Audi TT! Whoah~ really looks like the RSQ in the movie - " i-Robot ".

JS wanted to try that Audi TT, but there wasn't a test-drive unit available... too bad!

I looked around, and i saw this at the back of the showroom...


Yeah, the Golf GTi Mark 5 i always see on the road. Now, i can finally sit in it... This car cost around 200k. I can get 4 Myvi SE for that price man...

I touched everything i see in the car, from the back view mirror to the gear, steering to the radio... Ooo... look at the steering wheel, so sporty! The paddle-shift is right behind it. * not visible in the picture *

The gear transmission is using a patented technology call DSG, stands for Direct Shift Gearbox. What SO special about it, that they must PATENTED it? Well, according to Paul Tan :

"Volkswagen’s Direct Shift Gearbox (DSG) is the world’s first dual-clutch automated manual gearbox in a production car. This provides the driver the ease-of-drive of a car equipped with an automatic transmission, but the efficiency and flexibility of a manual transmission.

It’s like a far more advanced big brother of automated manual transmissions like the one found in the Proton Savvy AMT. Something like BMW’s SMG, but Volkswagen’s DSG was the first to have dual clutches. Volkswagen’s DSG transmission also has a triptronic function, allowing gears to be manually selected as well as an automatic mode."

This car has 12 airbags in total. 12!! Walau-eh...People might not die in the crash, but die of AIRBAGS!! Haha...of coz it wont lah, it's meant to save lives, doh~!

What about those 10 speakers in the car? scary enough? =) haha...

My gard~ really dont need to pimp it liau if you got a car like this.




I requested a text drive, and i expected to be rejected... * coz im still a 'P' license holder *

The next moment, the friendly salesman asked for JS and my IC and license, so that he can photocopy them.

A moment later, the saleman came back with 2 forms for us to fill them up, then its time to go out to the car.

Muahahahahahaha... Im going to have a taste of YOU, Golf GTi!!

I started the engine... Vroommm... the whole car body gave a shudder. Not that kind of shudder that a old Daihatsu T120, but the kind that reminds me of a hungry tiger.Oh my~ i can feel the power even before i drove it out from the parking space.

Before going out to the main road, i tested the paddle shift. Err... i kinda suck using that, not use to it. I keep choking the car a few times.

I turn the transmission to normal mode when i was at main road.

Fulamak! Overtaking cars is as easy as if i was playing Need for Speed in PSP.

Funny things is that the signal and windscreen wiper control sticks are at the opposite side of the Toyota Estima i drives at home. Im use to the 'signal' stick at the right, and 'windscreen wiper' at the left. So i messed up a bit while trying to turn the signal light on, but instead i turn the winscreen wiper on.

I was given the permission to drive it out to the highway... not just drive, but speed. Speeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddd... The transmission was shifted to 'Sport' mode, that gives the car a more sporty performence which reduces the auto-gear shifting time, an auto rav function that gives the car a full trust of the power when you step on the accelerate paddle, at the same time, of course, more consumption of petrol.

A footage captured by JS from the passenger seat...



Err... the handling of the car is toooooooooooo damn blurdy comfort till i didn't realised that i was actually driving at a speed of 180km/h. Whats so amazing with the handling is that, unlike most car, the more you speed this sexy thingy, the more stable the steering is. German technologies, memang amazing... Only our stupid nasional car - Proton, still wanna jual mahal when VW offering them to join venture. Damn it, just imagine if we have all those technologies in any of our Proton cars, then we wont see anymore Ah-Beng-style modified Protons on the road. Making LOUD noise at a tortoise speed.

So, this is my crappy review of the VW Golf GTi, my next target is the New Lancer GT. =D

Oh, someone just asked me what has all these got to do with the title? Lerzz...lets see...

My 1ST time going for a test drive.

My 1ST time driving at 180km/h.

My 1ST time writing a review of a car.

And...

My 1ST time spending 2 days for a blog!!

See, so many '1st time', hehehe... so i guessed you got it.

4:48 Psychosis

Due to my bad time management, i didn't have the time to sit down properly to blog. I would rather not to do so if im in a rush... Thats why i haven't blog for the last few days.

Its pretty bit late now, but never mind, coz it's juts gonna be short and simple one... So, here is a 'report' of what i'd done during the last Sunday.

I went to KLPAC, for the 1st time. To watch a dark play.

4:48 Psychosis

Written by Sarah Kane. Now, directed by Gavin Yap, in KLPAC. Honestly, i do not know much about all this people. I've never been to a professional stage drama. I've never seen a REAL dark play before, * except the play i took part in AOA. *, i do know something about it, i can imagine how a dark play looks like, and i can handle the 'dark' contents in the script given to me, with help. But, i do believe that, there's much more i should explore about it. Of all the friends around me, the only person whom i can learn all these is~ who else, if it's not Mr Tan Zi Hao.

So, this time, Zi Hao invited me to join him to this drama.
Was really looking forward to it since he told me a few days before that.

I expected something from the drama which will bring the 'dark' and fear out of me.

Stupid KTM, delaying 20 minutes...

We left out house and meet each other a thte KTM station 1 and a half hour before the show starts, we were early enough... but then, 20minutes of delaying...
We were thinking of taking a taxi instead, but we were afraid that the Taxi might be worse coz of the traffic...

What Da Fark~

While waiting , Zi Hao and me discussed about some going on issues in our country, which will be able in helping him in his upcoming script for AOA. I suggested to him, that we include the train delaying case into the script, as this have been on of our unique 'culture' of all Malaysian... Bus like that, train also like that, even those wakil rakyat in the kabinet also LIKE THAT!! Look nice but tak berfungsi...

By the time we got onto the STUPID KTM, we left only 30 minutes... i kept complaining, speaking aloud in the car, Zi Hao try to calm me down by saying : Sabar itu Mulia....

Mualia my arse!

* I was in a bad mood, moral of the story, do not let the mood control u, but u control the mood. *

我等到花儿也谢了。。。
* Song : I wait till the flowers drops...*

By the time we reached Putra station, we left only 5 minutes before the show starts at 8.30pm, as told in the website. Zi Hao and me have to 'chase' for a taxi to stop. We took a second one after the 1st one rejected us... Bloody hell, he don't know where the KLPAC is...

By the time we reached KLPAC, it was already 8.45pm, but we were lucky enough, the show wasn't started yet... * My stomach kept making noise for i haven't eaten my dinner...*

Straight into pentas 2...

The KLPAC is owned by a famous company - YTL. This company covers quite a wide range of works, but i think its more into land and properties developing. The design of the KLPAC itself is beautiful! I like its a lot... If was night though, i couldn't have a nice clear view of the whole building structure. Otherewise, i would have taken some photos.


NO CAMERA AND DV CAMCORDER ALLOWED IN THE PENTAS.

So, no pictures of what i saw also. Haihz~ btwm, it was DAMN dark inside. The drama stage where the play was being perforemed was placed right in the middle, surrounded by people who sits in a triangle shape. I like their lighting lah~ so canggih!

Honestly, this play is kinda hard to understand, not because im stupid * although i am*, even Zi Hao also can't really interpret the whole story.

Do you know, this play, was the last play Sarah Kane wrote before she hang herself to dead. At the age of 28. In another words, this play was written by someone who was ready to take her own life. So, ever imagine how a dying person's thoughts? yes, there it is - insane. Yes, this play, was indeed, insane.

Besides, the actors were speaking very fluent English, not Manglish. I can say... almost 60 % of their speech and dialogue which i didnt really understood.

I coudn't explain to you well if you really want to know, try visiting the site of the play.

Try reading the synopsis. Or look for Sarah Kane on net.

I was told that this play was the best dark play Gavin Yap had ever directed. Well, he is a great stage drama director, but not all the others actors can act well. Zi Hao and me had the same opinion that is the only male character in the drama, lack of face expression. Tak cukup impact, the fear and darkness i expected was there, only once in the climax...

However, still, the 3 actors had done their best.. *clap-claps*

Do you know why the title of the play is - 4.48 Psychosis?
What's the meaning ?
Why is there a "4.48" ?

Obviously it's not for you to buy To-To or 3D Magnum lah...

Let me tell you.

4.48 stands for time, and in am, morning...
And,
its was said that, many people choose to suicide at this time...
When, one's brain not funtioning well~ stupid thoughts will overtake them.

Errr....

Zi Hao

Nice building!
Good looking exterior and interior.

The passage towards no end...

Went to KFC for supper that night...

Come, come!! Got photos of naked women to share with you all!

I received an e-mail from someone yesterday, (Friday). The title stated :

MidValley Minoshe 2nd floor - girl, beware, REMAIND *remind* UR FRIENDS !!

And i saw plenty of image files were attached with it. I look at the title one more time...

Hmm... something fishy, i scrolled down...

Walau~ this mail have been forward to so many people, the contents in this mail really so got interesting meh?

I scrolled down some more...

!!

The 1st photo i saw,

!!!

The 2nd photo... THE 3rd... and so on~

Oh Ma Farkin Goody~

No wonder people have been forwarding this mail... IT'S ALL PHOTOS OF WOMEN CHANGING IN THE FITTING ROOM!!

All taken with either hidden camera or cameraphone. And i believes that all the pictures are taken in the same place, same changing room, but a few different 'characters'. In some of the pictures, i can see their faces, boobies and butts, clearly! But, im not sure are they really taken from where it was told... Mid Valley, Minoshe 2nd floor?? hmm~ sounds familliar...

After viewing all 17 pictures, i picked up my loosing jaws.

For a while, my mind went blank,
then the feeling of furious came...

What the fuck is all these people thinking? These people who have been forwarding all these
crisply-clear-true-stories photos? What's in their mind?

Well, im not such a clean minded guy myself, i admit. I watch blue movies and do things what all normal guys would do.

My point is... why no one bother to censored those pictures before forwarding them?!! Hey! Those girls in the pictures aren't pornstar you know!! They didn't want that!!

Come on, censored them, at least, before forwarding them, if you really intend to help

Just imagine these pictures uncensored...

MidValley Minoshe 2nd floor - girl, beware, REMAIND *remind* UR FRIENDS !!

Look at the title one more time, yes, you sound like you want to help, yeah right...!! but, are you really helping? Especially to those victims in the pictures. To me, you aren't helping, but by making the situation worse! Spreading their naked and half naked pictures to the whole world. In another words, you are helping that asshole who had taken these photos! You are one of the culprits!

People, use your brain lah! What if one of those victims is your friend? your sister? your girlfriend? your wife? or even...yourself?

What would you think?

And what do you think the victims would feel when they know that their naked pictures are being forwarding to the whole FUCKING world?!!

Look at the amount of people who have received the same mail as i do...

And lets say... 80% of them forward again?

Think about it.

The One Academy : The Return of the Colourful Building

After 3 weeks of my 2nd term break, im back into college on Monday again. The very famous and, probably the most colorful college around Malaysia. Whenever i take a taxi to college, the taxi drivers aways reply me : "Ohhh... that building with lots of lots of colour one ah?"

*Let me warn you 1st, this is a very boring entry, get ready your snacks and coke.*

Part of The One Academy...

It's my 3rd term in The One. A new term, and yes, a higher level in my progress of studying. Im now no more a foundation year student. During this term, im heading to the major subject which i had chosen a long time ago - Advertising & Graphic Design. At this time, it's more like a trial period for all of us, just incase there's people who want to change their mind to some other major before the 2nd year 1st term. That would be too late. Infect, people should have make up their mind before the coming 2 more weeks. Im now in class AD 071-1, (AD stands for Advertising Design.) not the previous one - CD 071-2.

New timetable was out last week, and thanks to Arthur that he help me to get it. Arthur is majoring in Digital Animation, so there are a bit different between the his and mine timetable. So that mean, i can't car pool him every single day anymore.

This is the dilemma of not having your own car... *sob*

My aunt say : " You want car ah? WAIT till we shift next year 1st... and it also DEPENDS on how you behave..."

Fine, i wait, and i will behave like one.

Chew~ from last year already she started saying we will shift 'next year'...

The results of last term was out by the 1st day on the notice board in the main block. I was hoping to view it before my Perspective Studies class started at 9.30am, but couldn't make it cause of the long traffic jam in NPE. And i was almost late for class. The lesson was alright, was trying hard to focus on every things the lecturer thought. 1st day already got assignment... Class ended at 12.30pm.

After class, Zi Hao invited me to the Galeri Petronas. Without hesitate, i nod my head. Luckily Jooi Theng a.k.a Jooi-jooi wanted to join us too, 3 of us went to KLCC in Jooi's car. Otherwise, public transport was the only way me & Zi Hao going to take.

The weather was hot man! I don't want to cook myself in the mobile oven - bus.

Before filling up my tummy, i rushed to the main block to look at my results :

• Design 2 C+
• Drawing 2 B
• Figure Study 2 C
• Lettering & Caligraphy C
• History of Design & Art A-
• Communication Skill 2 A-
• Bahasa Kebangsaan A-

My face went =( once i saw those 'C's.

I was feeling disappointed, in my mind, my design 2 is not worth only C+, i worked hard for that...

A least i know why i score C for Figure Studies - i did not submit my weekly assignments twice. I can't complain about that...

But,
my Design 2?





My product that i did for my final project, i hand-made it myself. Li Wen chose 5 out of 30 products to be kept, mine was 1 of them.

Haihz~ nothing to mumble about now, what was done, is done! I can't change it anymore. Feeling sad and disappointed won't make any changes, so i can only step forward and look into a better tomorrow.

I have to admit, that im not good enough, a lot more improvements are needed, and i should learn from the others around me, observe more and carefully.

Next,
After lunch in Habib Cafe, we move on to out destination. It took us almost half an hour to reach there, the traffic was at snail speed from Jalan Chan Sow Lin till some where near the US embassy.

3 of us walked and walked, Zi Hao leading us in front. To our surprise, the main entrance of Galeri Petronas was shut tight! At the notice at the side, stated :

Opens on weekday,
9am - ??pm
Closed on Monday and Malays Holiday.

What the heck?!!

Zi Hao and me forgotten, that the Galeri is closed on Monday. I never even thought about it before! In the end, we decided to come again the next day - Tuesday.

It would be such a waste if we leave KLCC like that, hey, we came all the way from Sunway leh~

So, we went to the art section of Kinokuniya, to have a look at what we ART student should have look at. After an hour, we decide to go home.

Nextday, same, i went to college with Arthur as usual. But, today, the driver is me, haha... he was VERY tired, wonder what he did the night before that...

Both of us were suppose to have Culture & Society in Malaysia Lecturing in the audio visual room at the same time at 9am. Not even 5 minutes, somebody came in and told the class : " CLASS CANCELLED!! " (0,o") ZHA-DOU!!

Some cheered, some cursed ; i did both.

^%$^&%!$!* Yeah!!!


Zi Hao and Jooi decided to leave early to KLCC, but by the time we got ready and manage to drag Warner , Jeff , Joe and Hui Hong in, it was almost 10.30am. We then joined the others for breakfast cum lunch in Asia Cafe , before we really really could get our asses off Sunway.


Finally, around 11.45am, we manage to enter the gallery.

50 ways to live in Malysia.
A heartfelt view of life through the eyes of 50 Malaysian artists.

This art exhibition is held conjuction with Malaysia's 50th years of Independence celebrations. No photo shootings allowed in the gallery. Most of the art works which are really impressive, and i hope to share but i cant. A lot of people doesn't know, we, Malaysia DOES have great talented artist from all races, Malay, Chinese and Indian.

Redza Piyadasa, Mad Anuar Ismail, Joseph Tan, Eng Hwee Chu and Nirmala Dutt Shanmughalingam... just to name a few.

Besides from art works, there is also a exhibition on architecture in Kuala Lumpur, 1957-1966. Very interesting. I've learned a lot of things from there. Things that we never learned from the text book. Precious blueprint of a few very symbolic buildings of Malaysia. I gave Warner, Zi Hao, and Jooi jooi a short talk on politics and politicians while half way through the gallery.

And then we watched Petronas TVC in a small AV room , lying on their very comfortable chair, weird design though. All the season greetings TVC's produced by Petronas from year 1999 to present was all reviewed. Those that i missed, i got them back!!! So happy. A lot of them are funny and touching. You know what? Zi Hao cried!! Lolzz...

After almost 3 hours in the gallery, we finally left with satisfactions. =>
For those who are interested, please visit the website of Galeri Petronas.

Gah... i know this entry is kinda boring like hell. Sorry ler, not much photos to show...

Say 'Sayonara'...

Yeah... but not me lah, i know somebody want me to disappear A.S.A.P, but sorry to disappoint you. xD

Jian Ping... a friend of mine and a very close friend of JS. He is leaving to UK for further studies, 4 years... * Just came back from Hawaii. *How nice it is for being to do so, i wish i could further my studies overseas too, but that's gonna be things after 2 years, still a long way to go.

If im not wrong, i know him through JS 2 years ago. He was JS's classmate in Taylors. Both good buddies. So, since Jian Ping's leaving soon, JS decided to have a small farewell dinner in Mid Valley last Saturday.

He picked me up and then Michelle at 1.30pm. I brought along my MacBook since Mich requested for it, to convert her Adobe Illustrator files. We headed straight to MV.

Baboon was already there early in the morning cause he took part in the World Cyber Game (WCG) thingy held in the convention hall. Cheng Yeng will be meeting us in the evening, and the main 'character of the day', Jian Ping was having his orientation, so he will be seeing us during dinner. JS suggested we have it in San Francisco Steak House...

Mich, JS and me went to see what movie was up that day before queing up. There wasn't too much choice for us to choose from, it was either 'Blacksheep' or 'Invasion', JS even came up with, " Let's go yum-cha instead of watching movie...".

WTF?? Yum-cha? How many cups of 'Cha' can we drink while waiting the time past from 2 to 5pm??

I insisted we MUST pick a movie... ( Baboon called JS telling him he lost in the game already. ) In the end, we decided to watch 'INVASION'...

Today, im going to try out a new method of blogging... haha! comic style...

Alright i won't fall asleep, i promise...

I went to buy Pop-corn and drink before stepping into the cinema, JS waited for me while Mich went into the cinema 1st.

After that, JS and me walk into the cinema... to our surprise, what we saw was this... and we thought we were in the wrong cinema...

Only a young Malay couple was there, which they thought they were in the wrong place also, and the guy asked us about it. JS & me remembered that this had happened before when we watched 'Evan Almighty' about 3 weeks ago, so we told them to sit down and wait... I was curious why Mich wan't there yet, and JS said she went to the toilet...

A minute later, Mich send an SMS to JS, "Where are u guys? Im in the cinema already, the movie is starting...". JS & me was like : WTF WTF WTF??! JS called her and then only we know : WE WENT IN THE WRONG SIDE OF DOOR!! Thanks to the stupid confusing door location...

Malunya~ OMG!

I told the Malay couple about it, and we all laughed while walking out from the place where we weren't suppose to be...

The movie was so-so lah~ roughly its about a kind of alien virus attacking humans just like how Bird Flu did...( You want to know more? Go watch yourself. ) nothing much HORROR, just made your heart go 'Pom! Pom! Pom!' from time to time~ and there were people who actually laughed while watching the movie...

Hmm...I like Nicole Kidman, not only her look, * I like her eyes, hehe... * her acting skills too. Craig David actually looked better in this movie rather then James Bond.

We met Baboon up after the movie, and headed to Coffe Bean for coffee, but too bad there weren't any table for us, in disappointment, we left there and went on looking for another place for us to fill up our 'desire' for coffee.

Then we came across this small place - 'Toast Box', i think it's new cause i've never seen it before. Anyway, we glance through the display menu and then decide to order and sit down... I went on doing my unfinished job for Mich.


Chit-chat + Yum cha + Snapshots = Happy Moments.

Then we went to Toy 'R' Us, not to buy toys... *maybe*, but Cheng Yeng was there... Below shows what happened next~




From Toy 'R' Us, we walked and walk and walk to The Pets Wonderland...
There, we all saw some cute, fluffy expensive doggies... but i couldn't remember what were the breeds, i just know it's damn expensive, the price of 2 dogs = my MacBook.

Then we had a long chat somewhere outside the entrance of The Pets Wonderland... I talked the most, till all my saliva dried up...

Then, we headed to Chilli's for Jian Ping's farewell...

Dont you guys think Jian Ping looks bit like Shawn Lee? The Siagaporean actor...
" Im Not Stupid 1, 2 "

Here comes the food...........



Really had fun there, besides from enjoying the yummylicious meal... we joke and laugh like sial... we even sang Birthday song for the others whom we don't know, hoping to get a piece of cake or something... obviously, we didnt get one...

After the dinner, we went went for a few rounds of pool. Aikzz... it just want my day, i played like a sissy, or worst then a sissy actually... teruk man, need practice ler.... Even Mich played better then me...* Sob *


Tutorial fro the pro... i forgot how to place my hand in the right way... swt!!


Thats all for THAT DAY... today is Monday already, my new semester had started today... its late and i will blog about it later. I haven't even touched my assignments today...

*Some dialogs in the comics above are purely fictional.*

Jogbee or Frising?

It's been a while since i last REALLY workout, like seat-ups, swimming, jogging, stuffs like that, getting myself to soak in a pool of my own sweat .*ewwwwwwww...* And my tummy is getting... you know what i want to say...

Way before the beginning of my holiday, i actually planned to get some sweat by jogging in every morning during the holidays. Oh yeah, jogging every morning... and also to help out in our family business as a 'kuli'... Yeah right, like i did... its already Friday now...

So, JS had been asking me to do some jogging ages ago, i always wanted to go, feel like going, but too lazy to do so... Finally, something bitten my ass and i agree to join him and the others - Boon, Cheng Yeng and Ashley, when he asked me about it during online yesterday.

I set the alarm in the handphone twice, at 7.15am. and 7.30am, before i headed to bed.

The next thing i know was... i woke up, i look at the time... SHITTTTTTTTT!! 7.38 already!! 'JS shall be here to pick me up anytime!' Just as i thought of this, to my fear, my handphone rang... i went to peek outside the window before i picked the phone up, oh my, not again... his silver Merz is outside... WTF WTF!!

"Quick lah, no need to change lah, go there then only change lah..." i wasn't sure who said that in the another side of the phone. Who was that huh?

I rushed to get ready in 10 minutes and i scrambled out from my house, i coudn't find my Adidas sports pants lah~ long time no see 'him' liau... so, i get the Mizuno one instead.

I jumped into the car... and Cheng Yeng told me she was about to fall asleep... ZZZzzzZZzzzZzzz... Then, we headed to Taman Bukit Jalil.

Im so sorry my friends, i always keep you people waiting. Ampun...

Look at my face, Im still in a 'User Password Login' mode... *Blur~*
I was really ready to burn some fat, inside my pouch, i brought along my PSP... not to play game lah, aiyoh~ what are you thinking?! I plug in the earbuds and it works as my portable music player while i jog...

Cheng Yeng in yellow, Ash in white, and Boon in blue...

Marching in... like a bunch of explorer in Discovery channel. I was trying to do some warm up. *But why do i look like... weird.*

JS told me i look like a guy rushing out from a room of someone's wife, with only my boxer-look alike pants...

Then only i know, Ash can't jog for long distance, and Cheng Yeng don't feel like it, Boon and JS brought along the frisbee... * FOC from pet shop * All of them wanted to have fun with the frisbee... i REALLY REALLY wanted to jog... i really want to... but tak kan lah i so bad, pi jogging myself and not join them? That's so not kawan you know. So, i....

Hmm... what's that face expression call? Husky or Bulldog?

Thank you little buddy... ^^ CuTe!!

Trying to kill a 3 years old kid with a frisbee...

Mission failed! Return to base immediately!

This pose made me thought off...

The Olympic Discus Thrower!!

Gah!! Just a little but more...


Run run run...!! Run like a wind...

* Pharttttttttttt *

...''

What?? You just say ' Run like a WIND ah... '

... ..."


Monkey and Red-ass Baboon spotted having a frisbee war in Taman Bukit Jalil...!!

Im aiming at the red hot melon of his, but he is protecting his set of family jewels... =,="
Oi, i have mine, i don't need yours!!

*Slurppppppppppppppppppppppppp!*

Had out breakfast in Old Town Kopitiam at Sri Petaling. What im trying to tell you from the photo is : Kopi O Ais + Nasi Lemak Rendang = A Happy Monkey!!

Boon having a brain freeze at the back, look, he is freezing...
NOW, i can steal his jewels... xD

Hey, you guys, should really try out the nasi lemak, order the rendang one, not the normal one. The normal one comes with a piece of fried chicken, which will be too hard to swallow later cause too dry. The rendang chicken come s with bits of gravy...

After seeing this short review of the nasi lemak, are you thinking of what im thinking of?

THE FLOAT AROUND MY GOD DAMN WAIST!!!
its 34inch now...

I love Me!

Sorry that i did not touch my blog during the last few days after the 'opening ceremony' of this blog. * Yeah, i know I'm wrong, don't bark at me...* There wasn't much stuffs i did anyway, besides from those normal things that you and i do everyday...

Its already 4th of September today, time is running fast, and i only have 5 more days of holidays left... I have 3 weeks of break, but what the hell have i been doing for the past 2 weeks and 2 days?!!
I spend the 1st whole week, hanging out with my buddies, friends, movies, lunch and dinners, clubbing, spending all my money till pokai... *El Siew Kia!!!*

The 2nd week, hmm... i slept till noon almost every days in the 2nd week, ti~ i got do a bit of work also lah, completed 3 figures sketches out of 6 in total... which i was required to do 6 in total for holiday assignments...

BLOOdY HeLL, can't even let us 'go' peacefully...

Otherwise, the rest of my time goes to PSP, HBO, StarMovies, National Geo, Discovery *cough!* and reading blogs, like www.kennysia.com... *Choke!* * Muahahahahahaha! *This guy, no words to descibe, im sure lots of people know him, if u don't, you go and read yourself...

Some how, i just completed (80%) 1 more figure sketches right before im blogging here...

What? Wanna take a look? NO... not now, i ain't going to show you my work before its 101% complete... jadi, wait!

Usually, to kill the boring-ness, i will tune up my favorite musics while doing my works...

But, as i just mentioned, i read Kenny Sia's blog, i'm kinda addicted to it recently, like drug addicts... can't resist my nafsu for it... so i was viewing his blog too besides from the musics playing in my ear while i was doing my 4th piece of holiday assignments. I came across this short review he did for a website about more then a year ago.

*http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/03/my_heritage.php*

It's website call myheritage, it's main function is to create a online family network actually, however, it also has a feature where, you upload your own portrait photo, and they make a quick match of which celebrities you most look-alike. I found it interesting and funny, so i went to the website and gave it a try... hehehe... *Grin*

Hmm... having trouble looking for a self portrait photo... *Cough!* I know i love myself very much, but i don't take snapshots of my own pretty face very often, even if i do, most of the time, i delete 99 out of 100 photos i took, no joke!


*Browsing*


*Still looking...*


*Wait lah, cannot wait ah...?*


*... ...*


Yes... there you go, i found one, uploaded it...


Honestly, was feeling a bit nervous, looking forward to know which celeb i look alike * Se behai!*


Then, the result came out...


Err... okey... =,="

I try another one~ the latest of 'me' captured by Carol last Sunday.



Eh?? Apa lah ni... old man seorang...

Tak puas, try again!!

I went back further a bit in my photo library,

Then i found this horny looking of me...

horny bastard!!

Don't ask anything!!

Guess what? i got this next... xD



Muahahahahah... * Syok sendiri * Yeah, this is more like it...

Who the hell is this Kim Rae-Won anyway?

Bah!! Don't care, as long as its not someone back in the 60's and not someone whom im not sure his JJ still works onot...

Okey okey...clicked again...

WHAOAHHHH!!

Lau Mengq Yek = Andy Lau = Andy Lau Mengq Yek ??

I myself burst into laughter upon seeing this...

LoLzzz... this website tipu orang!! Then, i thought of giving it one more try, using another picture of me...

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL?!!


Another Korean star - Lee Young-ae! Female somemore now... walau eh~ where's my balls? Really kena 'squeeze' dou... * balls kena 'Zha' *.

4896!! * In Hokkien, you use it when you are in deep shit .*

Got a short face-morphing video showing how i transform to Lee Young-aeeeeeeeee... also,
but i can't think of a way to post it here, *stupid, yeah i know...*

So,

i just simply take some screenshots of it...scroll down and view.



Transforming...

It makes me thought of 'Transformers' the movie suddenly...

This is getting creepy...

Bersabarlah~ good things always comes in the end.

Finally...

Mmmmmmmmmuaaackz! Told ya~

So, im Lee Young-ae now, who want to marry me, huh?

Err... maybe not, i will marry myself.

I love me!!